Shooting beer cans off-a fence posts, being mean to turtles, that was me
Riding round in Larry’s beat-up Ford
Asking stupid questions and pretending I was serious, you bet
Back before I came to know the Lord

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Praise, glory, salvation, and all that other stuff
Praise, glory, salvation, and if that’s not enough
You can meet me at the river and I’ll wash away my sins
But man, I sure am gonna miss my friends

Sitting on the front porch in my pee-stained underwear eatin’ peaches
Drink the juice straight out of the can
Turning the other cheek, but not always the one the Bible teaches
That’s when the good  lord took me by the hand

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Stealing money from a woman so damn crazy she thinks I am her son
Shaving off Larry’s left eyebrow
Six-pack and a shotgun and a dirt road and Red Sovine’s Greatest Hits
If you had a mailbox then you ain’t got it now

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